March 2012
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- How much money do you think it would take to get Andrew WK to sing Afternoon Delight?
My boss told me he's a member of Mars Hill Church.
Quick rundown of fucked up things Mars Hill Preaches:
- Marriage is for men and women only
- Women should be subservient to men, and not have jobs
- Women should not have premarital sex
- Pornography destroys marriages
- Masturbating without a member of the opposite sex present is a form of homosexuality, and thus immoral
So basically, I work for a man who is a member of a congregation that actively shits on my lifestyle every day. This is like a black man finding out his white boss is a Neonazi. Actually, it’s funny, he is black, but the church he’s following only spreads hate along gender and sexuality lines (not racial ones), so I guess it’s all gravy for him. That motherfucker has no taste for irony.
If there was a church in Seattle that preached black people like him were subhuman instead of gays, that place would get burned to the ground immediately. Racism is rightfully deemed unacceptable by our society. But people still act complacent and tolerant about homophobia. Why?
The Show Goes On
Lupe Fiasco
Hear this? The title is “The Show Goes On”. Not “Float On”, even though any artist who wasn’t in the hiphop business would have the decency to call this a cover. Nope, he just dumbs down the lyrics, tweaks the structure ever so slightly, and calls it his own. Fuck you so hard, Lupe Fiasco. May your unprincipled thirst for money be quenched by a thousand throbbing dicks.
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Ron felt a rush of adrenaline in his midsection, and his knees went wobbly. He thought of running, but realized that he had no chance of escaping. He felt as though someone else had siezed control of his legs as he walked stiffly to the glass door, opened it, and took a few paces into the middle of the room. The congregation stared at him with obvious confusion and interest, those in the front craning their necks or scooting their plastic chairs around to partially face him. Several of them clutched large foam penises.
‘Wow, that’s a big one,’ muttered Ron helplessly.
” —My dad’s book is really funny at points
Essie: These two are adorable together! - Concept art by Jin Kim →
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“For the next design for ‘Flynn’ is this big guy design, he didn’t have a name. So I called him BEAR!!!FLYNN, because he remind me of those big tough guys who are just like Teddy Bears that you want to hug. Personally, if I have to choose between Bastion or Bear Flynn, I would choose…
Why did they change it
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February 2012
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“YOU ARE MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN CINDERELLA. YOU SMELL LIKE PINE NEEDLES, AND YOU HAVE A FACE LIKE SUNSHINE.”
—fuck I love Bridesmaids
