- How much money do you think it would take to get Andrew WK to sing Afternoon Delight?
Quick rundown of fucked up things Mars Hill Preaches:
- Marriage is for men and women only
- Women should be subservient to men, and not have jobs
- Women should not have premarital sex
- Pornography destroys marriages
- Masturbating without a member of the opposite sex present is a form of homosexuality, and thus immoral
So basically, I work for a man who is a member of a congregation that actively shits on my lifestyle every day. This is like a black man finding out his white boss is a Neonazi. Actually, it’s funny, he is black, but the church he’s following only spreads hate along gender and sexuality lines (not racial ones), so I guess it’s all gravy for him. That motherfucker has no taste for irony.
If there was a church in Seattle that preached black people like him were subhuman instead of gays, that place would get burned to the ground immediately. Racism is rightfully deemed unacceptable by our society. But people still act complacent and tolerant about homophobia. Why?
Ron felt a rush of adrenaline in his midsection, and his knees went wobbly. He thought of running, but realized that he had no chance of escaping. He felt as though someone else had siezed control of his legs as he walked stiffly to the glass door, opened it, and took a few paces into the middle of the room. The congregation stared at him with obvious confusion and interest, those in the front craning their necks or scooting their plastic chairs around to partially face him. Several of them clutched large foam penises.
‘Wow, that’s a big one,’ muttered Ron helplessly.” —My dad’s book is really funny at points