GO AHEAD AND TOUCH MY ZIPPER

September 2011

4 posts

“I’m a pink haired hippie bi chick. You’re a crew-cut wanna-be-cop boy dyke. Sometimes, we fuck….
“Yo, what’s up?” you ask. I ignore your question. I’m distracted because you’re wearing a red baseball cap backwards - my weakness.” —Best Lesbian Erotica, 4th Edition

Sep 29, 20112 notes

#lesbians #lesbian erotica #dyke

“Do you want to sit down?” Sallie whispered.
“NO!” Paisley hissed back, sliding her finger into Sallie’s very wet pussy…..Sallie thrust herself on Paisley’s hand. Her old friend’s fingers were strong and sure.” —Best Lesbian Erotica, 4th Edition

Sep 29, 2011

Listen

daltonsexacademy:

A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.

she sed “bbz will u luv me 4evr”

he said “NO..””

da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.

boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.

she was ded.

he whispered 2 her corpse “I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever…” (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)

xxx~*…LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME…~*xxx

YES GOD, YES. The last five days I spent on this site are justified now. 

Sep 29, 201143,326 notes

#That one guy who dominated Vocaroo threads for the longest time

Just signed up.

This is Annalee. Emma and April, I am going to hunt you down/beg for clues via text messages until I can find and follow you two. Man, I bet Emma uploads cool shit like all the time all times.

Sep 9, 2011