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The Secret History by Donna Tartt is so awful that I keep on looking up reviews online in an attempt to find someone else who hates it. Other people are better at articulating ideas in general than I am, so I’m hoping that someone can give voice to my frustrations. Here’s me trying (badly) to describe what is wrong with it:

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icantfeelmyarms:

mintyprincess:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A FUCKING MINUTE

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Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna apologize for adding comments to my reblogs or making personal posts because this is my fucking blog

purple-penguins-are-invading:

gooey-goodra:

chatotai:

"i wish pokemon were real!"

beedrill is three feet tall

yeah but lets be real here if it meant I could live in a world with completely free healthcare and take tours across entire countries on foot with superpowered animal/else companions I would fight a hundred fucking beedrill at once naked with only a butter knife

It got better

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dannerzz:

okay josh

(Some) Men are so rational they can hold women to different, more demanding standards than themselves but still claim we’re living in a post-feminist utopia where everything is fair and the points don’t matter. 

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