GO AHEAD AND TOUCH MY ZIPPER

Guuuuuuurl.

sexhaver:

"i can’t fucking read"

(Source: inublo.jp, via sprungit)

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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komorebitown:

wake me up never

komorebitown:

wake me up never

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lexxerduglas:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

how dare

This man is way better at braiding than me, goddamnit

(Source: chrisprattdelicious)

cat-tastrophie:

So I was reading reviews for Animal Crossing New Leaf, and I saw this.

(via fawntown)

You got me, internet. This has been my true form the whole time.
http://www.playbuzz.com/gregs/can-we-guess-who-you-are-in-only-20-questions

You got me, internet. This has been my true form the whole time.

http://www.playbuzz.com/gregs/can-we-guess-who-you-are-in-only-20-questions

くマカロン

(Source: 7ae, via sekoshi)

katsucult:

一人では食べきれない究極のデカ盛り丼「おとんありがとん丼」を食べてきた x

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(Source: matafari, via owlmylove)

Everything about buying sports bras (and clothes in general) is bullshit. I was too fat for the ones at Target, so I went to Lane Bryant instead. They acted so bitchy and ignored me after one question because their bras’ band sizes start at 38, not 36.

So if you’re too fat they won’t accomodate you at the regular stores, but you still need to reach a certain amount of chubbiness and height to be accepted at plus sized clothes. If you fall in some middle area you don’t exist, as far as anyone’s concerned. You can fuck off to go gamble on the internet if you want to clothe yourself.