02 6 / 2012
Fuck your Honda Civic, I’ve a horse outside!
Oh, Cracked. Never stop leading me to strange, oddly specific videos.
02 6 / 2012
This is from a completely blank, pictureless profile I had up for less than two hours. IT’S GREAT TO BE BACK ON OKCUPID.
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28 5 / 2012
APRIL YOU’VE CREATED A MONSTER
I can’t stop singing along. I’m gonna make so many babies with so many ladies.
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12 5 / 2012
Here’s how my reading of the Brideshead Revisited book went.
Me: So I came because of gay? There’s gay here, right?
Book: There is no gay here. Only miserable alcoholism, miserable adultery, and miserable monologues on Catholic guilt.
Me: Gee, seems like everyone involved would be better off if they weren’t involved with Catholicism -
Book: That’s the point. The deader inside they are, the closer they are to God.
And I’m supposed to be happy when the main character is very dead inside and a converted Catholic at the end…? Yeah I don’t get it.
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11 5 / 2012
Lapsang Souchong
I used to miss having Irish Breakfast around a lot because it had a kind of bitter gunpowder taste I loved when paired with sweeteners. Now I’m drinking Lapsang Souchong and it has the gunpowder taste ramped up all the way to eleven. I’m not sure if I love it or hate it yet. Maybe it’ll be even better with milk. All I know is, it’s a manly tea for manly men.
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07 5 / 2012
"I do kind of think that Transformers is our generation’s Star Wars. Because it has changed so much about filmmaking in a way that I don’t think people have realized yet. But you will."
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03 5 / 2012
“After Prince beat you in basketball then what happened?”
“He took us inside and fed us pancakes.”
(via ihatepeopletoo)
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